In the inbox this morning:
Although we all enjoy working in a relaxed atmosphere, please remember that a professional workplace calls for professional behavior. If you need to engage in bodily functions that will result in offensive odors or sounds for your fellow workers, please adjourn to the rest room or outdoors and refrain from indulging in the office. Your professional behavior is appreciated no matter which shift you work or who else is in the building at the time. There is no telling who could walk into our area or who is behind cubicle walls even when the area appears empty. Let's try and maintain an enjoyable work environment for all of us.
it when people lurk behind the cubicle walls, waiting for things to slip...